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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the gingerbread man's ghetto cousin? The wonderbread man."
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"What did the ghost say to the bumblebee? BOO BEE!! <insert titty-twister here>"
"What do you call a stoner with Down's Syndrome? A Baked Potato."
"Sorry people with seeing eye dogs that say 'No petting'. What you can't see won't hurt you."
"Good job with the heavy sighs, guy behind me, that should definitely help speed up the line."
"Butcher A man in a butcher shop: ""I would like bull testicles please"" Butcher: ""Me too"""
"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino. For non-Americans, this is a baseball joke"
"Kidnapping is the most misleading term ever I've had these kids in my trunk for an hour and I can't get them to stop screaming let alone nap"
"Im a guy who's into BDSM, necrophilia, and beastiality. Am i just flogging a dead horse?"
"I prefer posting memes over jokes They just meme more to me Im so sorry this was terrible"