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Joke of the Day

"Whale junior: Dad, where did I come from? Papa whale: From my penis. Whale junior: Umm thanks? Papa whale: You're whalecum"

"I like my women like I like my whisky 18 years old and mixed up in coke"

"Ever wondered why there were no knock knock jokes about America? Freedom Rings."

"What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers"

"What do you call glasses that make you look wise? Respectacles"

"What do a tomato and a gay quadriplegic have in common? They are both fruits that are kind of like vegetables."

"What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa? An elefanatic, of course."

"I don't get people that talk to themselves"

"My Grandfather has the heart of a lion! And a ban from the cincinnati zoo"

"NEW EXPRESSIONS ""Kanye bless you."" ""Kanye damn it!"" ""One nation, under Kanye."" ""Thank Kanye Almighty!"" ""The Kanyefather, Part II"""