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Joke of the Day
"What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers"
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"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts"
"What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship? All four people are happy."
"roses are red... Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, cheese on toast."
"Whats the difference between a brown noser and a shithead? Depth Perception"
"Some day, I will meet a woman who loves me for who I am and supports all my dreams. And I'll think, ""Something must be wrong with this one."""
"I love mange tout... ...but I couldn't eat a whole one."
"""I'm never gonna do THAT again!"" ~ Me, about things I'll continually do... Again"
"Went to the zoo today. There was only one animal. It was a ""shitzu."""
"Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with? The Icebergs"