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Joke of the Day
"What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers"
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"My new girlfriend really takes my breath away.... She's inflatable."
"What is a Catholic priest's dream second job? Warden at juvenile detention center."
"Friends are like trees. If you chop them down with an axe they will die."
"I'm a responsible person. People are always saying ""I know you're responsible for this."""
"A man walked into his house... A man walked into his house and was delighted when he discovered that someone had stolen all of his lamps."
"I'm opening a healthy alternative all egg-white omelet breakfast joint. I really think my ""Whites Only!"" restaurant idea will be a hit!"
"I think this belongs here. Mitt Romney"
"What is the difference between a millennial and a gun? A gun only has one trigger."
"""Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you"" ""Yeah....so is a grenade"""