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Joke of the Day
"What do you call glasses that make you look wise? Respectacles"
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"I feel like this election ended up being a good thing for Hilary Clinton. At least now she knows what it feels like to get fucked by the president."
"I wonder what TSA would do if I brought a block of ice through airport security. My physics teacher said it's not a liquid."
"What do you call an african american guy walking into the DMV? An african american guy walking into the DMV, you racist f#ck."
"How does a girl get a guy to eat shit? She wipes back to front."
"Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight? Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies."
"My boss is having a colonoscopy today. I sure hope they find his head."
"What do you call two Irish gunfighters in a duel? Kenny Killarney and Arny Kilkenny."
"My wife gave me her Christmas list. I said, ""isn't my undying love & affection enough?"" We laughed and laughed. Now I'm at the purse store"
"What does Kayne West masturbate to? He masturbates to the sight of his ego."