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Joke of the Day
"What do you call glasses that make you look wise? Respectacles"
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"What is a crack head's favourite song? Q: What is a crack head's favourite song? A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway.."
"Finally looked up from my phone screen and noticed I'm being passed around by the crowd at a Blink 182 concert."
"Happy birthday to both reddit and planned parenthood... My favorite two things keeping me from getting a girl pregnant."
"Why is Santa's sack so big? Testicular cancer"
"is it ""milfs"" or ""milves""?"
"7 days without puns makes one weak."
"A Jew walks into a bar mitzvah"
"Joke from WWII: The USSR's three greatest generals. What're the names of the USSR's three greatest generals? December, January, and February!"
"I just managed to determine someones IQ just by hearing her laugh."