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Joke of the Day
"What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa? An elefanatic, of course."
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"New career ambition: have an office and big chair that I can slowly turn Bond villain-esquely around in to greet my enemies."
"How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb? 10: one to change it, one to post about it for karma and eight to repost it a few months later."
"White women will buy anything that has a cucumber/melon scent."
"Why is Oklahoma the bleh state? Because it's just OK"
"What do you call those things on either side of an old lady's belly button? Her tits"
"A man walks into a zoo The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a Shih Tzu."
"The coolest thing about the last Hobbit movie was knowing it was the last Hobbit movie."
"What do frogs do when they are depressed? They Kermit suicide."
"God created everyone to be different on the outside....... But then He got to China and became lazy."