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Joke of the Day
"I don't get people that talk to themselves"
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".. How are you on your grind, if you're on twitter all the time?"
"Opportunity knocks only once, if you hear a second knock it's probably a Jehovah's witness."
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman? Zero."
"""Bob's here"" Bob from work or Bob THE HARBINGER OF DEATH *an icy wind blows as black clouds consume the sky* ""Bob from work"" *clouds recede*"
"Gay people try to say they're not as permiscuous as they're made out to be, but I've had three separate gay men offer me blowjobs And I've never had that happen with a straight guy"
"Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken."
"Why does Jesus Jaywalk? Because he hates crosswalks"
"My penis is only 6 inches long... But it smells like a foot."
"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit."