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Joke of the Day
"Ever wondered why there were no knock knock jokes about America? Freedom Rings."
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"-This is my son Michelangelo. -Oh, like the artist. -Um no like the Ninja Turtle."
"I was at a bar last night nursing a beer But I stopped after an hour because my nipple was getting too soggy"
"More people die from choking on sweet packaging than they do from the sweets themselves... Gums don't kill people. Wrappers do."
"Wanna hear a racist joke? What's worse than the Holocaust? The Jews."
"What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle? Weeeeeeeeee"
"Found The Best 2014 Prank Site Check out this website seriously one of the best websites 2014 filled with all sorts of vines, gags, hidden camera, and pranks for ages...http://superpranktube.com"
"Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? . Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat"
"[Jumps into taxi] ""FOLLOW..."" [taxi driver turns around excitedly] ""...ME ON TWITTER"" [Jumps out & moonwalks into Olive garden]"
"What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge? ""Wait... I freed ***WHO***?!?!?"""