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"What's the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg..."
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"I got 45 pages into writing my autobiography before I realized I was just typing the lyrics to Smash Mouth's ""All Star"" over and over again."
"How do heavy metal bands surf the web? On the Din-ternet."
"I've always wanted to shake Muhammad Ali's hand Unfortunately, Parkinson's beat me to it."
"Two windmills are in a field... ...And one says to the other, ""Hey, do you like football?"" The other one replies, ""Yeah, I'm a big fan""."
"I'd rather have Samuel L Jackson narrate my life.. No offense, Morgan Freeman.. My life requires multiple uses of the word m 0therfcuker."
"Someone needs to tell every movie and tv show that no cell phone beeps when you hit the ""answer call"" button."
"Playing guitar is a sin... ...after all, Jesus told his disciples to ""fret not."""
"What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot"
"Theres a couple guys at a drinking party.. And they all start an in depth discussion on inkblot drawings"