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Joke of the Day

"I've always wanted to shake Muhammad Ali's hand Unfortunately, Parkinson's beat me to it."

"Bernie Sanders said it's time for him to cut the BS His new name is Ernie Anders"

"Why did the gambler think he was in heaven? He found his pair a' dice!"

"""I saved this for thirty years so I could give it to you and you could throw it out."" - Moms"

"I recently realised that tofu is over rated. It's just a curd to me. Source: some organic food companies truck in Auckland."

"What did the trailer park girl say when she lost her virginity Get off me dad! your crushing my smokes!"

"Yo mama is so easy even a caveman could do her."

"GALS: Ask ANY guy, if you don't know all the sex tips from the latest Cosmo, we are NOT interested."

"Who are the fastest readers ? 9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds"

"I promise you that there are three types of people in this world. Those who keep their promises, and those who don't."