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Joke of the Day

"I'd rather have Samuel L Jackson narrate my life.. No offense, Morgan Freeman.. My life requires multiple uses of the word m 0therfcuker."

"Kahn Noonien Singh has appeared in Star Trek from 1967 to 2013, spanning many generations of viewers. This is an example of a ""Long Kahn""."

"What do you call a Muslim pilot? An Airrab."

"I don't have Instagram, so I thought you guys should know I had Starbucks this morning. The cup was super cool looking. I also saw a rainbow"

"Star Wars joke: What is the Rancor's favorite candy? Jawa breakers."

"My six replaced the toilet paper roll all on her own and now I'm wondering who her real dad is."

"Ah, Breast Cancer Awareness Month. If you know you have boobs, go get checked. You too ladies."

"Lonely fisherman I am an excellent fly fisher. Every time my fly goes down, fishes come flocking. I am happy with what i get. But the world is filled with jealous folks, they call me master-baiter."

"50 cent filed for bankruptcy... That makes no cents."

"If my mouth could get pregnant, an entire box of fudge-pops would be taking paternity tests."