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Joke of the Day
"Playing guitar is a sin... ...after all, Jesus told his disciples to ""fret not."""
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"I hate it when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I'm not even an actor."
"Why Won't Monica Lewinski vote for Hillary? The last Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth"
"I had an ambivalent girlfriend once, but I had to dump her. I found out she was addicted to Meh."
"Why did EA Cross the road? Buy the season pass now to find out!"
"I hate the alphabet so much... I'm thinking about burning an F or G."
"What do you call a Scottish lady that wears nothing but a tie? Hentai."
"Myspacebarhasstoppedworking Only joking"
"I'm sure without any training, I can sky dive.. Only once"
"Why should you always keep a firearm in the small room by your front door? Foyer protection"