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Joke of the Day

"Theres a couple guys at a drinking party.. And they all start an in depth discussion on inkblot drawings"

"How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb? One to hold it and the rest of the world to spin around them."

"A skinny friend told me she's never hungry and just 'forgets to eat', so I drove her out to the woods and left her for dead. Is that wrong?"

"Why is Halloween one of the most popular holidays in West Virginia? It gives them an opportunity to *pump-kin*."

"I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me"

"What would be Jesus' favorite gun? A Nail Gun."

"Why are hands so important? You always need them for thumb finger another."

"I can't believe we have a barack president. It's an obamanation!"

"What's Black on top and White bottom? rape"

"Why was the ink happy? Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening."