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Joke of the Day
"What did the hooker say to the blind man? ""Come here"""
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"What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor? Gone fission"
"A few days ago i saw an amazing magician... When he opened his jacket and screamed Allahu Akbar he disappeared along with 30 others."
"Where's Spiderman's home page? On the world wide web."
"Which rapper would you rather bring back from the dead? - Tupac - Biggie Smalls - Eazy E - Meek Mills"
"What does a lawyer and a prostitute have in common? They both fuck you for your money."
"What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW? ... I don't have a new BMW in my garage."
"I'll never cheat on another test... It keyed my car and told the cops I beat it up"
"How many guys does it take to open a beer? None, it should be open when she brings it to you."
"My friend once talked me out of jumping off a building with my new homemade glider wings. He said I didnt understand the gravity of the situation."