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Joke of the Day

"Two windmills are in a field... ...And one says to the other, ""Hey, do you like football?"" The other one replies, ""Yeah, I'm a big fan""."

"Women usually love when I compliment them on their youthful appearance. But this lady is obviously upset over comments about her pimples."

"What's President Obama's favorite vegetable? Barack-oli"

"Q: Whats the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken."

"What do you call a fish with three eyes? fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)"

"What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He smashed his nose"

"Where's the most racist place to focus one's thoughts? Inward"

"What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist? Pronounce this word: unionized"

"Kate Upton's chest beefers ain't just a carnal thing. It's about beauty. Same as starin' at the American flag, wavin' at dusk."

"""I have parrot-like reflexes."" ""Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?"" ""Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?"""