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Joke of the Day
"My wife and I just had a daughter and named her JuneJulyAugust. We call her Summer for short."
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"How many NYC cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."
"how to you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? you wave at her."
"My brother's now ok with me calling him retarded. All I had to do was tell him that 5 of the 6 presidential candidates are retarded."
"Him: God you smell good, what is that? Me: chicken nuggets"
"I've just been on a once in a lifetime holiday... Never again. Credit: Tim Vine."
"A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. ""Which side is it best to lie on?"" she asked. ""The side that pays your fee"" replied the doctor."
"*delivers baby* *delivers baby* *delivers baby* *delivers baby* *delivers baby* Nurse 1: I'm exhausted. Nurse 2: I hate Labor Day."
"A giraffe walks into a bar. He slides up to the bar tender and says ""High balls are on me""."
"I know a really good reverend Jim Jones joke. I'd tell it, but the punch line is too long."