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Joke of the Day
"A giraffe walks into a bar. He slides up to the bar tender and says ""High balls are on me""."
Next Joke
"My abs are like tan(pi/2) They're undefined."
"Fred's new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip."
"Hey girl, heard you really like pandas *Seductively eats bamboo*"
"What do you need to poop in the forest? Toiletries"
"""Condoms, please."" ""Do you need a bag for that?"" ""No, she's not that ugly."""
"What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas? I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet."
"Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter? Because he might fiddle with your kids."
"I think Titanic is fake because, how do they record it when they are all dieing in the water?"
"Someone knocked on my door and asked if I wanted to donate to the organization for children with no hands. I started clapping."