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Joke of the Day
"I've just been on a once in a lifetime holiday... Never again. Credit: Tim Vine."
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"Latvian potato eating contest. Latvia man enter contest eat potato. Many other contestants. Contest start. Is no potato. All men sad. And hungry."
"Confucius says: good to meet girl in park But better to park meat in girl"
"How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We are efficient, and lack humor."
"I just invented a new word! It's called ""plagiarism""."
"Budweiser is like having sex in a canoe... It's fucking close to water."
"Why did the redneck high school cancel driver's ed class? They needed the car for sex ed."
"A ""your mama"" joke for the books. Your mama is so stupid she puts lipstick on her forehead... Just to make up her mind."
"Making the Most of Life by Maxie Mumm"
"Why did the chicken run into a well? Because it didn't see that well."