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Joke of the Day

"*delivers baby* *delivers baby* *delivers baby* *delivers baby* *delivers baby* Nurse 1: I'm exhausted. Nurse 2: I hate Labor Day."

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"s/o to chins tho for scientifically proving that two is not always better than one"
"Two Muffins are sitting in an oven One Muffin looks at the other and says: ""Boy, it sure is hot in here"" The other muffin turns and screams; ""Holy Crap! A talking Muffin!"""
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"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef strokin off"
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"TIL that it is difficult to be a good person as there is only so small a distance between an asshole and a pussy."
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