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Joke of the Day

"How many NYC cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."

"NSA's pick up lines: ""Did you fall from heaven? Because there's no tracking data on how you arrived at this location"" ""I'd tap that"" ""I know exactly where you have been all my life"""

"What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling? An Ethiopian rave."

"Why does Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken always comes in a different box."

"TIFU by sending nudes to everyone in my address book. Costed me a fortune in stamps."

"I was asked how I view lesbian relationships Apparently 'in HD' isn't the correct answer."

"I got in line behind an old classmate of mine while vacationing at Disney World... I said ""Wow, it's a small world!"" She said, ""actually this is Pirates of the Caribbean."""

"The supplement store said they were out of protein powder... 'No Whey!' I said"

"[pitch meeting] Okay so it's a ton of dogs. Dalmatians. 100 of 'em. I call it ""100 Dalmatians."" [idea man pipes in] Let's think bigger"

"I'm guessing the person who decided to call it 'common sense' didn't know that many people."