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Joke of the Day
"Him: God you smell good, what is that? Me: chicken nuggets"
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"I want to cover you in expensive things like gasoline."
"I attended a festival this weekend with premium pay porta-johns.. They had a special, 2 for the price of 1."
"It's ironic that so many NASCAR fans are afraid of other races."
"Forget sex positions, has anyone found a reading position that doesn't get uncomfortable after about 5 minutes?"
"moisten thyself and wait for me in the westernmost grunting shed"
"Everybody in the village agreed that I did an excellent job of sewing their mouths shut. After I left, they were humming my praises."
"[LPT request] how to wake up from a bad dream. Wait. What do you mean he's really president?"
"When you refuse to pay your exorcist: ...you get repossessed."
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Black. Bitter. And preferably farmed by African slaves"