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Joke of the Day

"I know a really good reverend Jim Jones joke. I'd tell it, but the punch line is too long."

"A snake is what happens when a string goes ""what if I was alive and had a weird mad looking head"""

"16 sodium atoms walk into a bar... Followed by Batman."

"Someone broke into my house last night... They took all my soap, shampoo, deodorant and toothpaste. They made a clean getaway."

"A hearse passed me on the highway going over 100 mph... Some body was in a rush."

"What is wrong with me?!? Asking for a friend.."

"Why do pedophiles LOVE twenty eight year old boys? Because, DUDE, there's 20 of them!"

"""Anyone can be funny... But I can make you hilarious!"" -Marijuana"

"What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July? Hillary."

"What do you call an empty jar of cheez whiz? Sheez was!"