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Joke of the Day
"If you worked for a tarp company your unveiling would be a cover up."
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"Why do I have to steal the Death Star plans? Nothing this big stays secret. Just Google them. There's probably a torrent somewhere."
"I wish people would stop asking me where I see myself in 5 years.. I don't have 2020 vision."
"Was kind of surprised at all the swearing when I unplugged the church organ to charge my phone."
"What does a sperm whale say after getting a massage? (NSFW) You're whale-cum!"
"Impaired Sex I heard having sex with a mentally impaired person has its ups....... .....and Downs"
"Did you hear about the cannibal who had an out of body experience? He starved to death."
"Why did the duck leave his flock? Because he wanted to be a-loone."
"My nutritionist told me to only eat foods if I could pronounce their ingredients I gained a lot of weight after taking organic chemistry."
"""Hey, careful with that iPod, man, that was expensive."" ""So? You didn't pay for it."" And that's how my kid learned the truth about Santa."