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Joke of the Day

"Impaired Sex I heard having sex with a mentally impaired person has its ups....... .....and Downs"

"Why do Seagulls Fly over the Sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be Bagels"

"Mute the voices in your head by eating really crunchy food."

"What do you call a Nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile"

"The Worst Joke Ever What kind of jokes do farmers tell? CORNY JOKES!!!"

"*Lysol kills 99.9% of germs on my counter* LYSOL: ""Hey .1% germs... ( -_-)>- (_) Tell your friends"""

"why do gorillas have big nostrils? Big fingers!!!"

"Good Steak jokes are... A rare medium well done"

"I often think if I'd taken a different path in life, I could be lying on a slightly more comfortable sofa right now."

"TIFU by hiring a footlong sandwich as a replacement teacher. Oops, wrong sub."