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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the cannibal who had an out of body experience? He starved to death."
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"He died doing two things he loved: making a toast sandwich and taking a bath"
"My friend threw his watch in the trash. ""Stop!"" I told him, ""You're wasting time!"""
"Politics... ..."
"I don't always think I'm right....but whenever I think I'm wrong I tend to be mistaken."
"Did you know that in Maine they will give you five-cents for a soda can, but they won't give you ANYTHING for a baby?"
"I bet when Cheetahs race & one of them cheats, the other one goes like ""Man, you're such a Cheetah!"" & they laugh & eat a zebra or whatever."
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus."
"Let's get a beer Three old guys are out walking. First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?' Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!' Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer..'"