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Joke of the Day

"My nutritionist told me to only eat foods if I could pronounce their ingredients I gained a lot of weight after taking organic chemistry."

"I like two kinds of men: domestic and imported."

"I love spending my Sundays sat watching the F1. My girlfriend thinks I'm going fucking mental though, just sitting there staring at the top left of my keyboard for severalhours at a time."

"What is a ninjas favorite drink? Wataa and fruit punch! I'll see myself out."

"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only cums once a year"

"it's true My wife says not everybody pees in the shower. I need yall's help proving her wrong. Rate: Pees in shower and proud of it! Comment: Uh, no! What is wrong with you?!"

"Having sex in a bunch of python compilation errors It's fucking *indents*"

"How do you teach a girl math? Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply."

"How do you tell when a woman is having an orgasm? Who cares?"

"""Good morning please could I have one human ticket to the water park"" Sir are you a shark in disguise? *sharks fake eyebrows slide off*"