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Joke of the Day
"Was kind of surprised at all the swearing when I unplugged the church organ to charge my phone."
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"What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on? A bare hare."
"What does primate meat taste like? Oh, it has sort of an orangutang to it."
"Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A bench can support a family"
"What animal can only survive in temperate climates? A lukeworm."
"DENTIST: let's get started, shall we? *places drill on tray* ME: um D: *places giant needle on tray* ME: uhhhhh D: *places handgun on tray*"
"Why is the Queen only 30cm Tall She is a Ruler..."
"if i ever go missing please don't use that photo of me holding a sign that says ""if i ever go missing don't look for me."" thanks"
"Sometimes you just have to grab the bull by the balls before you realize ""This can't be right."""
"What do you call someone who doesn't like food fights? A pasta-fist."