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Joke of the Day
"I wish people would stop asking me where I see myself in 5 years.. I don't have 2020 vision."
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"How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's."
"And Jesus said, ""Come forth and receive everlasting life...."" But John came fifth, and only received a toaster oven."
"I've never been good with 'pick-up' lines I once said to this girl, ""Hey, you get fries with that shake?"" It turns out she had Parkinson's."
"What's the difference between a hockey player and my exgirlfriend? A hockey player will shower after 3 periods"
"My guidelines for whether or not to have sex with a female were the same as how I chose outdoor sports. If there was grass on the field, I played ball."
"If Apple releases a car... will it have Windows?"
"If you're American, when are you not American? When European. Or when you're Russian. Any more? :)"
"Remember, ladies, when you're taking those selfies, the camera adds like 10 cats."
"I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you."