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Joke of the Day
"I wish people would stop asking me where I see myself in 5 years.. I don't have 2020 vision."
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"My favorite new song is either that one from the Samsung commercial, or the one from the Budweiser commercial."
"Ever since I downloaded AdBlock on my computer... All the local girls in my area seem to have lost interest."
"""I definitely have the biggest penis in this room,"" I announced drunkenly at the party. Slightly ruined my son's 13th."
"My favorite quote. ""Deep down, every human being just wants to be remembered."" *anonymous*"
"A man walks into a bar. Now he watches where he's going."
"Ran out of time At work today a coworker said to me... Coworker: I was goin to make a smoothie for breakfast but I ran out of time . Me: You put thyme in your smoothie ?! ."
"How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac? They use Force quit."
"How do you call a car enthusiast who's interested in bikes? Bike-curious"
"The Energizer Bunny was arrested this morning. Have you heard about this? Yeah, police say he was charged with battery."