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Joke of the Day
"What does a sperm whale say after getting a massage? (NSFW) You're whale-cum!"
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"Why do women fake orgasms? Because men fake foreplay."
"How many pretty girls are there at a monastery? Nun."
"Scientists recently developed a weapon that directly targets the Higgs Boson It's classified as a weapon of mass destruction."
"Prince: Rapunzel, let down your hair. Rapunzel: Hair, you'll never be beautiful, you'll always have split ends. *hair is super let down*"
"If apples come from apple seeds and tomatoes come from tomato seeds, how come nothing is sprouting from the bird seeds I planted?"
"Doggies just call it style."
"TIL Why homosexuals dress so nicely. It's because they spend most of their time in the closet."
"What happens when a midget smokes weed? He gets medium."
"Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore? It was two tired."