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Joke of the Day

"These people act like they've never seen a woman eat a whole rotisserie chicken before."

"Get out, RUN! That DM was coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE"

"It's fun to chant ""Bloody Mary"" three times into your car's side mirror while driving at night and watch her jog to keep up"

"When is it ok to snipe police officers? As Dallast resort."

"What do robots do on a one night stand? He nuts and bolts"

"My wife is leaving me I was having sex with her twin when she came in. I tried telling her I was doing it because thought it was her. She didn't buy it. It didn't help that his dick was in my ass."

"I see that software legend Photoshop is turning 25 this week. Actually, it's turning 38. It just looks 25."

"How do you turn a little boy into a little girl? With a small loan of a million dollars."

"The Bishop The bishop came to my church today. He was an impostor, he never once moved diagonally. Credit to bash.org"

"Two guys walk into a bar.. You'd think that second one would have ducked."