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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a napkin dance? You put a little boogie in it."

"If vampires like the taste of blood so much they should floss."

"I don't like telling fat jokes They weigh too much on my conscience"

"How Long Does It Take A Black Woman To Take A Dump? 9 months."

"A new vending machine opened up at isis headquarters today... It was called the allahu snackbar."

"What's the difference between a joke and a rhetorical question?"

"I'm going to open an ISIS themed cafe called Allahu Snackbar - our food is the bomb."

"The best blowjob I ever had was from a fat chick. Probably because she's used to putting things in her mouth."

"How can you tell if someone's a vegan? Don't worry--THEY'LL FUCKING TELL YOU."

"We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour."