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Joke of the Day
"When is it ok to snipe police officers? As Dallast resort."
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"China has recently banned puns. In hindsight it might be a punenforcable law."
"My Grandpa said to me the other day, ""Your generation relies too much on technology"" I replied, "" no your generation relies too much on technology"" then I unplugged his life support. Stupid asshole"
"What did ISIS say after the terrorist attack? Nice"
"A woman sits in a bar and orders a cocktail named ""Double Entendre"" So the barkeeper gives it to her."
"Is this InkJet any good? Sure, we've sold it to royalty Princesses? Mate, it prints ALL the letters!"
"What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy? He was sent to the udder side"
"Don't kid yourself vegans. If a cow got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you know"
"A skeleton walks into a bar and says ""Bartender, I'll have a beer please . . . and a mop"""
"My girlfriend asked me: ""Reddit or me?"" Sometimes I miss her."