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Joke of the Day

"My wife is leaving me I was having sex with her twin when she came in. I tried telling her I was doing it because thought it was her. She didn't buy it. It didn't help that his dick was in my ass."

"Why aren't there any jokes about the Jonestown massacre? The punch line takes too long."

"Did you hear about the Rabbi who showed up to the circumcision drunk? He got the sack."

"A nun goes to the greengrocer, asking for a cucumber. ""Get 2"" he says. ""So you have one to eat"""

"*police sirens* *Dad bursts into my room wearing a Princess Leia costume* ""HIDE THIS NO TIME TO EXPLAIN"" *throws bag of cinnamon buns at me*"

"Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for ""Pooh."""

"Patient just told me a joke yesterday When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why? They are out standing in the field"

"I can't stand Russian Dolls... They're always so full of themselves!"

"I'm tired of people complaining about trumps policies... so I decided to detail them out here"

"A guy at work calls me ""Partner"" and another guy calls me ""Chief"". Apparently we're playing Cowboys and Indians and I'm a double agent."