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Joke of the Day

"I see that software legend Photoshop is turning 25 this week. Actually, it's turning 38. It just looks 25."

"How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag."

"My colleague was being a real asshole the other day. We had a costume contest and he definitely won the prize for ""Most Obscene."""

"I have a lift off a colleague to work everyday, and always feel ill when we go under bridges.... I think I must have carpool tunnel syndrome."

"Eli5: how preventing users from submitting anything to subs helps anything."

"Wario has just revealed his campaign slogan 'We need to build a wah'"

"Why are hot peppers so nosey? cause they're jalapeno business"

"I would tell you a wifi joke ...but i left it InSSIDer.."

"What do you call a fish with three eyes? fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)"

"What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro? Zikachu."