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Joke of the Day

"Get out, RUN! That DM was coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE"

"You realize that Islam is a religion of peace right?? There's a piece of you here, a piece of you over here, another piece over there.."

"I was in a bar the other day... and I saw a man trying to chat up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one."

"At what point in time were cats being stored in bags so frequently that they had to come up with the phrase: ""the cat's out of the bag""?"

"So there was this fish that was swimming along and saw a wall. And said, dam!"

"""Let the Bodies Hit the Floor"" was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song."

"I get my women how I get my coffee Bitter, overpriced, and disappointing."

"Why doesn't anyone watch women's hockey? The games take 3 months to play!"

"Have you heard the one about the gay termite? He only eats mail boxes. (male boxes). Hmm. Works way better when told out loud."

"Funny how we say ""I drank a *pot* of coffee"" instead of ""I drank fourteen cups of coffee and chased the cat around the hot tub with a sword"""