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Joke of the Day

"The Bishop The bishop came to my church today. He was an impostor, he never once moved diagonally. Credit to bash.org"

"Saying ""EA Sports it's in the game,"" along with the guy who says it."

"Achieve the ""smokey eye"" look by setting your head on fire."

"Why did the robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway."

"The Humane Society will give Donald Trump $5 if he releases that thing on his head back into the woods."

"My friend handed out wedding invitations at her baby shower, like the classless knocked up slut she is."

"What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block."

"Too much of my life is spent trying to think of something to write on people's FB walls for their birthday other than ""Happy Birthday!"""

"I hope when the machines take over the world they start by fixing my cable."

"Don't forget when you're tanning nude in your backyard that someone is zooming in on you from google earth satellite. You're welcome."