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Joke of the Day

"It's fun to chant ""Bloody Mary"" three times into your car's side mirror while driving at night and watch her jog to keep up"

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"Did you see the President of Russia doing magic tricks outside? He was really Putin on a show"
"what do you say to a puking prostitute? Heave-ho!"
"How do you make a hormone? It's easy they usually fake it anyway"
"As of today, I've been married to my best friend for 10 amazing years. Love you, sweetie! Is she gone? OMG, you guys, I'm being smothered."
"A man on his death bed: ""Honey, are you here?"" ""Yes darling"" ""Ana, are you here?"" ""I'm here daddy"" ""John, are you here too?"" ""Of course daddy"" ""Then who's in the fucking shop??"""
"I've just bought myself a hyena. Finally my jokes will be appreciated."
"I bet centaurs never know who to root for at rodeos."
"My girlfriend walked up and said she is expecting... me to lose weight."
"If the inventor of the iPhone battery ever ends up on life support in a hospital, I hope the back up power source is an iPhone battery."