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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a little boy into a little girl? With a small loan of a million dollars."
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"What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food."
"I will not kill my coworkers I will not kill my coworkers I will not.... Maybe just one..."
"What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off? A 15 yard penalty."
"Why doesn't Magneto wear his old costume anymore? Because days of fuchsia passed"
"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He was dead."
"What is a chiropractor's favorite movie? Thoracic Park"
"If I rape a prostitute, Is it shoplifting?"
"Why are uncircumcised people loners? Because they're complete dicks."
"The body burns a lot of calories digesting food. That's why I eat instead of exercising."