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Joke of the Day
"What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid? Nike. Their motto says just ""Just do it""."
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"I moustache you a question but I'm shavin' it for later Sean Connery."
"""White Purr!"" - Ku Klux Kat"
"My browser asks ""are you sure?"" when I clear my history as if theres anyone more sure of what theyre doing than someone clearing his history"
"Glare upon the field where I grow my fucks and see that it is baren Seriously they just won't grow"
"How do you make holy water? Boil the *hell* out of it."
"Why are millenials so odd? Because they can't even..."
"Why was the turkey (bird) named after the country? Because fuck you that's why"
"I learned how to yodel -Knock knock. --Who's there? -Yoda lady. --Yoda lady who? -Good job yodeling!"
"Waiter: I'm sorry I spilled a glass of water on you. Diner: That's all right. My suit is too large anyway."