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Joke of the Day

"I learned how to yodel -Knock knock. --Who's there? -Yoda lady. --Yoda lady who? -Good job yodeling!"

"What what Juan's twin sister named? I don't know, Juana guess?"

"How many of you believe in psychokinesis? Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie."

"Hey girl, I heard you like bad boys Well not to brag or anything but I'm bad at everything"

"My friend tried to sell me a triangular monitor but I knew it was just a pyramid screen."

"Have you heard the joke about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old."

"Socialism Q. Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists? A. because he wanted to help untie the human race."

"Unemployment rate went down to historic lows I think I might switch my major to art -No one ever"

"What's the difference between a Triscuit and a Lesbian?? One is a Snack Cracker and the other is a Crack Snacker!!"

"I just saw a pizza delivery guy get in a terrible accident. I feel so bad. Someone's just sitting around, wondering where their pizza is."