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Joke of the Day

"I moustache you a question but I'm shavin' it for later Sean Connery."

"Damn baby, you make me feel like the economic times during Martin Van Buren's Presidency. Hard."

"Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team? Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States."

"Guys I'm like next to Austria right now... Hungary, I could really go for a cheeseburger..."

"Oh heres a good joke my life"

"What do you call a well respected slave? A butler."

"i got complimented on my driving earlier they left a note on the car saying parking fine"

"If you drop your cellphone in water put it in a bowl of rice... It will attract an Asian who will fix it for you. (just heard from buddy of mine)"

"Ninety two percent of cross-eyed teachers have difficulty controlling their pupils."

"The first self driving commercial cars license plate should be... 'AFKBRB'"