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Joke of the Day
"Why was the turkey (bird) named after the country? Because fuck you that's why"
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"There is a huge body of evidence to support the notion that me and the police were put on this earth to do extremely different things."
"Of all my mistakes, you were the mistakiest"
"Did you hear about the farmer who did geometry? He was pro - tractor"
"Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come out before 1, 2 and 3 Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was."
"Raging Gamers A recent survey conducted asked about a thousand 13-year old gamers what they had done last week. 92% said ""your mum"""
"When someone texts you k', just reply, ""L M N O P Q R S T you V W X why Z"""
"Imagine how expensive the iPhone would be if they called themselves Organic Apple."
"A bear walks into a bar.. *Goes up to the bartender* Bear: ""Hi, I'd like a gin...................and tonic."" Bartender: ""Sure, but what's with the big pause?"" *bear looks at own paws*"
"A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub... She says, ""Show me it's true what they say about black men."" ;) So he stabs her & steals her purse."