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Joke of the Day

"""White Purr!"" - Ku Klux Kat"

"Ladies - how do you know if you are having a good time? When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there."

"A programmer had a problem... A programmer had a problem. He thought ""I know, I'll solve it with threads!"". has Now problems. two he"

"In honor of Father's day, here is a typical dad joke. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint."

"Whats got two legs and bleeds? Half a dog!"

"Driving Wizard A wizard is driving down the highway, a man try's to merge into his lane in front of him. The wizard speeds up and yells out the window, ""You shall not pass!"""

"Children are like AIDS They are sexually transmitted, incurable till death and they fuck up your sex lives."

"Did you hear about that nightclub for birds? Was Rave'n"

"I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey. But I turned myself around."

"Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached."