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Joke of the Day
"Pirates didn't want the fountain of youth, they wanted a cure to scurvy A vitamin sea"
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"""I'm not racist. I have several friends who are black... for Halloween. """
"Well, here goes nothing ..."
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"Headed to a funeral. #yolo"
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