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Joke of the Day
"Pirates didn't want the fountain of youth, they wanted a cure to scurvy A vitamin sea"
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"You know something, Jon Snow Lord Commander: ""So, Jon Snow, is it true you have lain with a Wildling girl?"" Jon Snow: ""Yes, sir, it is true. But I have no Ygrittes."""
"It's just a flesh wound... *looks down at hibachi knives I just pretended I was Master Chef with* *looks at bystander I just chop chopped*"
"First person to build a clock had no idea how long it took."
"I lost my favorite ash tray. Child Protective Services took him."
"Whats blue and slippery? A blue slipper"
"If a baby horse swears at it's mother, would this be classed as foal language?"
"I should never read tweets at work because I laugh out loud and everyone asks what's funny and I have to say this excel spreadsheet."
"Why do girls always walk in groups of odd numbers? Because they can't even..."
"A priest and a rabbi see a 9-year-old boy walk by The priest says ""Should we fuck him?"" ""Out of what?"" the Rabbi replies"