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Joke of the Day

"You know something, Jon Snow Lord Commander: ""So, Jon Snow, is it true you have lain with a Wildling girl?"" Jon Snow: ""Yes, sir, it is true. But I have no Ygrittes."""

"A blind man walks into a bar."

"what do you call a slutty french fry? a potat-hoe"

"Mob Boss: I need you to smoke this guy. Me: Ok, that takes 8-12 hours for a turkey though. Mb: I don't care just get it done."

"What do you call a worried bounty hunter? Boba Fret"

"Did you hear about the fighting dwarf? He's funny. A real knee-slapper."

"How do you piss off a fanboy? Kylo Ren kills Dumbledore."

"What's Mexico's national sport? Cross country"

"The swimsuit portion of the presidential election is going to suck."

"Cell phone. Recliner. Beer. Not at work. This homeless guy is living the dream from what I can tell."