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Joke of the Day

"Why do girls always walk in groups of odd numbers? Because they can't even..."

"My friend always wants to talk about the scientific principle of buoyancy. It's not interesting to me, but hey, whatever floats your boat."

"What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ? (wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!"

"What is brown and sticky? A stick."

"My wife has her period so I suggested swimming, beach volleyball and a horseback ride. She told me to piss off. Commercials are misleading."

"I was about to tell a joke about sodium and hydrogen... ...but NaH"

"Friend of mine said ""What rhymes with orange"" I said ""No it doesn't"""

"The president of Nintendo has died. The ambulance went Wii U Wii U Wii U"

"Instead of a blue or pink balloon for a gender reveal.. A piggy bank should be smashed revealing $1 for a boy or 78 cents for a girl."

"Cosby/Fogle for President! Americans can forget the last 8 years happened and feel like kids again."