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Joke of the Day

"I should never read tweets at work because I laugh out loud and everyone asks what's funny and I have to say this excel spreadsheet."

"A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see he was $15 in arrears."

"What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money? Collect unemployment insurance!"

"I may be 26, but I have the body of a 16 year old. Her parents are very upset. As are the police."

"Fat people just want to get into your pantries."

"Which letter of the alphabet is the laziest? letter G (lethargy)"

"Sex so vanilla Baskin-Robbins names an ice cream after it."

"How do you feel about euthanasia? I think we can exploit them by increasing our amount of sweatshops."

"What's the best part about being a mute? It goes without saying..."

"Waiter, I am outraged. There is one hair in my soup. And what do you expect for this price? A whole wig?!"