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Joke of the Day
"Whats blue and slippery? A blue slipper"
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"I was going to post a Michael Brown joke.. ..but I'm afraid it would just get shot down."
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"The problem of guns in schools would be eliminated if society finally had the courage to outlaw schools."
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"Watching a Sarah McLachlan concert on TV on a Saturday night. It's funny, this wasn't on my bucket list yet I feel so close to actual death."