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Joke of the Day
"there's a new chocolate bar being sold in the middle east called Allahu Snackbar"
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"""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Syd"" ""Syd who?"" ""Dys Leiax"""
"Don't make fun of a fat person with a lisp... ...they're probably thick and tired of it."
"Ellen Pao on the new $10 bill! worth 2 cents"
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