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Joke of the Day

"A priest and a rabbi see a 9-year-old boy walk by The priest says ""Should we fuck him?"" ""Out of what?"" the Rabbi replies"

"Did you hear about the castrated hipster? He had a very eunuch style."

"There was a Mexican boy born with two dicks. He named the first one Jose. What did he name the second one? Hose B"

"Statistically 60% of people use their mobile phone to cheat on their partners. Personally I prefer to use my pen!s."

"""I dropped the ball"" - things you never wanna hear during a Vasectomy"

"Fish Pickup Lines: ""Hey, baby. Wanna come over to my place and make caviar?"""

"How do you make an archeologist mad? Give them a bloody tampon and ask what period it's from"

"The Zika virus is officially sexually transmitted... Be careful next time you ask for ""a little head, baby."""

"""Hey, if you're not gonna buy something, get the hell outta my store!"" (Unsupported Browser)"

"So there were these two extremely saggy breasts.... one looked to the other and said ""If we don't get some support soon, they're gonna think we're both nuts!"""