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Joke of the Day
"First person to build a clock had no idea how long it took."
Next Joke
"I just saw Madonna climb out of a hollowed out tree trunk in the woods near my house."
"My girlfriend won't give me road head... She says she won't willing participate in sex trafficking."
"A bird pooped on my head today...Am I gonna die? I mean, I'm kinda worried about getting sick from it but mostly I hope this made someone's day."
"Why did the hippie drown? He was too *far out*!"
"My Girlfriend is doing majors in Physics Yesterday she texted me she needs time and distance. I dont even know why she wants to calculate the velocity"
"What's the difference between an onion and a hooker? I don't cry when I cut up the hooker"
"Nothing embarrasses psychics more than throwing them a surprise birthday party."
"What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together? it's must-up ..*rubs brow*"
"The 209 members of fifa voted on the presidency yesterday sepp blatter won in a landslide victory with 8000 votes"